Most Americans don't even know the REAL reason we celebrate Cinco De Mayo, other than an excuse to get hammered(hell yea!)
You see, up until the battle at Puebla on May 5, 1862 the French had the mightiest army in the world. That is until they decided to fuck with my cousins over in Mexico. As a result, Mexico showed their opponent's what was up! This kept France from supplying the confederate rebels for another year. Allowing the US to build the MOST BAD ASS army the world had ever seen.
So now you can enjoy that margarita knowing the real deal:)
No comments:
Post a Comment