So, I'm at the shoppe and this dude walks in and tries to sell me assorted meats. This is a play by play. I SHIT YOU NOT!
meat dude: gives me his whole sales speech.
me: I'm sorry honey, I haven't eaten meat in 7 years.
meat dude: you just broke my heart. do you see the tear?(motions to fake tear on his face) sooooo, can I have your numer?
me: are you high??? take your broken meaty heart outta here!
hahahahahah.
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